Favourite players of all-time. No, not Pele, Maradona, or this abomination Beckham – did not I tell you objectivity has no place in the heart of football fan?

1. Georgy Asparukhov

2. Johan Cruiff

3. Franz Beckenbauer

4. Socrates

5. Bobby Charlton

Sorry, no discussion here… sure, there were and are other great players. However, any list of the best is simply wrong. Ever.